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I have eaten almost the entire pineapple myself in the last three days.
It is the best thing I have ever tasted. After having some for lunch, this nasty old fake-sugared Diet Coke tastes ESPECIALLY fake and medicinal.
But I have no water bottle today, and I do not do drinking fountains. So, Diet Coke it must be.
PS - I love Wodehouse. He’s like, Terry Pratchett’s literary godfather.