Oh Jesus, did it hurt.
I took them this page out of my sketchbook, and told them how many flowers I wanted. They ignored me. I told them I wanted it about four inches wide. They told me I didn’t know what I was talking about, and that I needed it to be bigger because I have about nine miles of ass. I said I didn’t want it outlined in black, they said any other colour would bleed and fade.
I still love it. It took the artist longer to draw to her satisfaction than it did to put it on my body.
